{"id":600,"date":"2011-11-12T20:56:57","date_gmt":"2011-11-13T01:56:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bigroom.org\/wordpress\/?p=600"},"modified":"2011-11-12T20:56:57","modified_gmt":"2011-11-13T01:56:57","slug":"i-want-a-pork-belly-backed-currency-before-its-too-late","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.bigroom.org\/wordpress\/?p=600","title":{"rendered":"I want a pork-belly-backed currency, before it&#8217;s too late!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It annoys me that it&#8217;s taken me this long to start figuring out, I think, why and how money works.<\/p>\n<p>I started writing a long rambling post here on the subject, but it&#8217;s too much of a mess so I&#8217;ll just skip to the punchline.<\/p>\n<p>Our modern currencies are so-called &#8220;fiat currencies&#8221;.  It used to be that, for example, &#8220;a dollar&#8221; actually represented and could be traded for a specific amount of refined metallic gold.  Now, it&#8217;s not really redeemable for any pre-specified amount of anything.  I don&#8217;t really see this as a huge problem unlike some people, but there is a lot of noise lately about how we need to go back to &#8220;the gold standard&#8221; (i.e. back to the time when a &#8220;dollar&#8221; was directly redeemable for some fixed amount of gold).  My problem with this is that gold is mostly useless, really.  If there were really some sort of horrible society-destroying catastrophe, about the only thing you&#8217;d be able to use the gold for is as a bludgeon to club people with (gold is quite heavy, at least), or maybe as radiation shielding if you&#8217;ve got enough of it stacked around your basement.  If we&#8217;ve got to go back to an &#8220;asset-backed&#8221; currency, I think it ought to be pork-bellies.  Or wheat.  Or maybe heads of lettuce.<\/p>\n<p>Better still, make it a &#8220;basket&#8221; of all three, so that fluctuations in the value of one of those three things doesn&#8217;t screw up the value of the currency.  Plus, then you could redeem 3 $1US bills for a BLT sandwich.<\/p>\n<p>What prompted me to start typing, though, was the thougts of how badly at the mercy of economic parasites we are in the modern world though &#8211; I&#8217;m thinking here mainly of abusers of &#8220;intellectual property&#8221; monopolies like broad idea patents and eternal copyrights, who demand tribute before you&#8217;re allowed to participate in just about any modern activity using the internet or other digital medium.  And then the shocking, horrifying thought came to me: &#8220;mp3-download-backed currency&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>If anyone needs me, I&#8217;ll be over there in the corner, curled up in fetal position, rocking back and forth, and whimpering occasionally.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It annoys me that it&#8217;s taken me this long to start figuring out, I think, why and how money works. I started writing a long rambling post here on the subject, but it&#8217;s too much of a mess so I&#8217;ll just skip to the punchline. Our modern currencies are so-called &#8220;fiat currencies&#8221;. It used to &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bigroom.org\/wordpress\/?p=600\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">I want a pork-belly-backed currency, before it&#8217;s too late!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[328,14,13,24,208,8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-600","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-eat-it","category-grossly-oversimplified-science","category-me-me-me","category-politics","category-shenanigans","category-why-does-it-work"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bigroom.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/600","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bigroom.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bigroom.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bigroom.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bigroom.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=600"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.bigroom.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/600\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":601,"href":"http:\/\/www.bigroom.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/600\/revisions\/601"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bigroom.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=600"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bigroom.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=600"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bigroom.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=600"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}