{"id":339,"date":"2009-01-31T22:40:54","date_gmt":"2009-02-01T05:40:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bigroom.org\/wordpress\/?p=339"},"modified":"2009-01-31T22:40:54","modified_gmt":"2009-02-01T05:40:54","slug":"the-rightful-place-of-science-and-the-definition-of-an-intoxicating-beverage","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bigroom.org\/wordpress\/?p=339","title":{"rendered":"The rightful place of science, and &#8220;The definition of an intoxicating beverage&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/library.thinkquest.org\/04oct\/00492\/\" target=\"_New\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/library.thinkquest.org\/04oct\/00492\/we_want_beer.jpg\" style=\"display:block;text-align:center;\" alt=\"Advocates for the repeal of prohibition carrying 'We Want Beer' signs\" title=\"We Want Beer! (link goes to thinkquest.com's page on Prohibition)\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Just a brief point first: President Obama in his inaugural address promised to &#8220;restore science to its rightful place.&#8221;  In traditional fashion, this prompted all manner of verbosity on blogs around the web concerning just what science&#8217;s rightful place actually is.  Let me just take a moment to settle this question:<\/p>\n<p>Science&#8217;s rightful place is <b>kneeling at my feet in supplication and doing my bidding!<\/b>  AH, HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!<\/p>\n<p>But that&#8217;s not what I came here to post about.  Instead, I wanted to mention a paper I finally got my hands on.  You may recall that some time back there were a few stories that popped up about what was said to be a &#8220;you can&#8217;t get drunk on beer&#8221; paper published back in the 1950&#8217;s.  As usual, the people doing the reporting couldn&#8217;t be bothered to actually cite the paper in question, but I figured out which one it was.  The paper is this one:<br \/>\n<cite>Greenberg LA:&#8221;The Definition of an Intoxicating Beverage&#8221;; Q J Stud Alcohol. 1955 Jun;16(2):316-25.<\/cite><\/p>\n<p>I have that paper.  And I am quite disappointed in it in much the same way I was with <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bigroom.org\/wordpress\/?p=217\">Linus Pauling&#8217;s paper proposing a triple-helix structure for DNA<\/a>.  I did, though, learn some interesting things from Greenberg&#8217;s paper.<\/p>\n<p>It turns out that the paper actually concerns the legal definition of &#8220;intoxication&#8221; and whether or not, based on this definition, beer should be classified as an &#8220;intoxicating beverage&#8221;.  Greenberg actually raises some good points&#8230;but first, some amusement:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;The average alcohol content of American beers is 3.7 per cent[&#8230;]The strongest ale is 4.2 per cent&#8221; (page 320, paragraph 4)<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Unfortunately, this isn&#8217;t <i>quite<\/i> as funny as it sounds, because the part I clipped out of that quote is where he says &#8220;by weight&#8221;.  It&#8217;s still kinda funny though, since that would mean, in mass-market-bladderwash terms, that &#8220;The Strongest Ale&#8221; is Heineken.<\/p>\n<p class=\"infobox\">&#8212;<br \/>This Alcohol-by-<span class=\"moreinfo\" title=\"Or by 'mass' if you're one of THOSE people...\" onclick=\"alert(this.title;)\">Weight<\/span>-vs-Volume issue may actually be part of why American beers have a reputation for having watery, feeble beers.  It evidently used to be that places like Canada were using alcohol-by-volume, while the US was using alcohol-by-weight on their labels.  An otherwise-identical beer bottled in Canada would have a higher &#8220;percent alcohol&#8221; on the label than the US-bottled version, making it seem as though the American version was weaker.  So, evidently it&#8217;s <em>not<\/em> really true&#8230;things like &#8220;Coors Lite&#8221; notwithstanding.  (See <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fermentarium.com\/content\/view\/291\/56\/\" target=\"_New\">this recent page at Fermentarium.com<\/a> for more details.)<br \/>&#8212;<\/p>\n<p>But back to the point of the paper&#8230;evidently as Greenberg was writing this paper half a century ago, there wasn&#8217;t a clear, quantitative scientific or legal definition for &#8220;intoxication&#8221;.  He points out that you can&#8217;t just define it in terms of alcohol merely having noticeable effects on the drinker, since the magnitude of the unpleasant effects at low to moderate drinking levels aren&#8217;t really much different than that for (for undesirable effects) lack of sleep, distraction [remember all those studies saying talking on the cell-phone while driving is as bad as being drunk?], hunger and so forth.  For that matter, I think we can all see the problem of trying to arrest anyone who is being relaxed and amiable for &#8220;public intoxication&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Greenberg solves this problem by looking at the average blood-alcohol concentration of people arrested for &#8220;intoxication&#8221; (0.21% back in the 1950&#8217;s, evidently), and a couple of previous studies from the 1920&#8217;s and 1930&#8217;s, and he finally settles on 0.15% Blood Alcohol Concentration as a level he&#8217;ll use as the line for &#8220;definitely intoxicated&#8221;.  He then proceeds to go through the common classes of alcohol-containing beverages to determine how easy it is for someone to consume enough to reach this BAC.<\/p>\n<p>In summary &#8211; For hard liquor, and average person would have to consume 8 ounces plus one ounce per hour of drinking (for example, 9 ounces consumed over the course of one hour).  That&#8217;s not a difficult quantity to fit into a typical stomach, so hard liquor is obviously an &#8220;intoxicating beverage&#8221;.  Fortified wines (like Port, Madiera&#8230;or Thunderbird): about 18 ounces plus 2 ounces per hour &#8211; say, a pint and a half in about 4 hours.  Still pretty easy to do.  An ordinary wine (like, say, a Gew&uuml;rtztraminer): 36 ounces plus 4 ounces\/hour &#8211; or a 7-11 &#8220;Super Big Gulp&reg;&#8221;-sized portion in two or three hours.  Getting to be a fairly substantial amount of liquid, but still plausible.<\/p>\n<p>And then there&#8217;s beer.  Greenberg comes up with a figure of 80 ounces + 10 ounces\/hour.  That&#8217;s roughly three quarts within one hour, which is quite a bit more than the approximately 2 quarts that a human stomach can hold.  He goes on to describe several controlled experiments on beer consumption and the resulting blood-alcohol concentration.  By pushing one group to consume <em>a gallon and a half<\/em> of beer over a period of 8 hours, they were able to get up to an average of just under &#8220;intoxicated&#8221; (by Greenberg&#8217;s definition) at 0.13%.  The rate of beer ingestion required to pass the &#8220;intoxication&#8221; threshhold was more than most test subjects could even manage.  Therefore (Greenberg concludes) beer should probably <em>not<\/em> actually be classified as an &#8220;intoxicating beverage&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Now for the party-poopery: Greenberg explicitly points out that this is certainly <em>not<\/em> the same as saying that beer cannot impair a drinker&#8217;s performance or judgement, so just because you haven&#8217;t consumed anything stronger than beer it doesn&#8217;t mean you should be <a href=\"http:\/\/www.metacafe.com\/watch\/127462\/snl_drunk_driver_steve_martin\/\" target=\"_New\">allowed behind the wheel of a steamroller<\/a>.   Nor does it mean that it&#8217;d be okay for an alcoholic to drink beer (since an alcoholic is very unlikely to stop with just beer).  Furthermore, these days &#8220;intoxicated&#8221; is legally about <em>half<\/em> of the level that Greenberg is using &#8211; 0.08% in most places in the US as far as I can tell.  By Greenberg&#8217;s measure, you can easily get that amount of alcohol out of a pitcher of beer consumed over an hour.<\/p>\n<p>So, Greenberg isn&#8217;t crazy, and beer can still make you drunk, just as we all would expect.  How disappointing.  Still, it&#8217;s an interesting paper and I&#8217;m glad I dug it up.<\/p>\n<p>On a related note, if I can get my hands on an old paper from the Journal of the Institute of Brewing, I may have found my selection for February&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/ontheshouldersofgiants.wordpress.com\/\">Giant&#8217;s Shoulders<\/a> blog carnival.  Stay tuned, more to come&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just a brief point first: President Obama in his inaugural address promised to &#8220;restore science to its rightful place.&#8221; In traditional fashion, this prompted all manner of verbosity on blogs around the web concerning just what science&#8217;s rightful place actually is. Let me just take a moment to settle this question: Science&#8217;s rightful place is &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bigroom.org\/wordpress\/?p=339\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">The rightful place of science, and &#8220;The definition of an intoxicating beverage&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[48,328,9,14,16,7],"tags":[366,50,44,186,401,210,400,88,572],"class_list":["post-339","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brew","category-eat-it","category-food-science","category-grossly-oversimplified-science","category-science-history","category-science-philosophy","tag-alcohol","tag-beer","tag-brewing","tag-classic-science-papers","tag-drunkenness","tag-health","tag-intoxication","tag-science","tag-science-history"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bigroom.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/339","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bigroom.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bigroom.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bigroom.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bigroom.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=339"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.bigroom.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/339\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":342,"href":"https:\/\/www.bigroom.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/339\/revisions\/342"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bigroom.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=339"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bigroom.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=339"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bigroom.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=339"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}