{"id":68,"date":"2007-09-25T20:46:52","date_gmt":"2007-09-26T03:46:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bigroom.org\/wordpress\/?p=68"},"modified":"2008-07-01T16:20:56","modified_gmt":"2008-07-01T23:20:56","slug":"teaser","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bigroom.org\/wordpress\/?p=68","title":{"rendered":"Teaser:"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.bigroom.org\/images\/jelloanim-sm.gif\" title=\"Expired Lime JellO...DEVOURED!\" style=\"float: left\" \/><em>&#8220;Now I lay me down to bed<br \/>\nExpired JellO I&#8217;ve been fed<br \/>\nIf I should die before I wake<br \/>\nThe cause of death is tummyache<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"clear: both\">Stay tuned for the thrilling conclusion of this saga&#8230;assuming I survive.<\/p>\n<p style=\"clear: both\">UPDATE: Followup is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bigroom.org\/wordpress\/?p=69\" title=\"The Unbearable Limeness of Being\">here!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Now I lay me down to bed Expired JellO I&#8217;ve been fed If I should die before I wake The cause of death is tummyache Stay tuned for the thrilling conclusion of this saga&#8230;assuming I survive. UPDATE: Followup is here!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[28,9,13,5,21],"tags":[207,46,567,204,203,88],"class_list":["post-68","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-expired-jello","category-food-science","category-me-me-me","category-nerdity","category-play-with-it","tag-expired-food","tag-food","tag-food-science","tag-gelatin","tag-jello","tag-science"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bigroom.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bigroom.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bigroom.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bigroom.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bigroom.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=68"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bigroom.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bigroom.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=68"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bigroom.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=68"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bigroom.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=68"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}